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Ritz-Kun
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HeeeEEEEeeeeeellLLLLlllllloooOOOOooooo my Schmookiddy Nooks!
Darling Nookie-poo, where have you been? There are so many things I have to tell you!
Like, you know, like, things.
Like, there was this one time. And at that time, this thing happened. And it was amazing. Orgasmic! Squirt-worthy!! Aim-squirt-write profanity in the snow goodness!!!
Do you get what I'm saying Snookie-budoodle pants?
I had a dream, lover from another mother. In the dream, I was standing there. And like, I was naked. You know? You ever have a nakie dream? So, like, I was standing there, right? And then, in the distance...waaaay in the distance, I saw him. I saw my Deviwl. And I was like "DEEEEVVVVIIIIIIWWWWWLLLL!!!! COME TO ME! I WANT TO COVER YOU IN PEANUT BUTTER AND LAP IT UP WITH MY ABNORMALLY LARGE TONGUE!" And he was like, "Oh Kwiwin. I've always wanted to hear you say that. It makes me so hot." And I was like, "Ooooooh Deviwl. Puurrrrrrrrrrrr." I said purr, you know. Since I'm not a cat like you, Winky-snuggle muffin. I had to say it. But it was full of eroticism. With a growly tone, you know? Raspy. Yes, it was very raspy.
When we go on a date, love-dove-whoopie, I want to canoodle with you. We can giggle over Deviwl porn and then disappear under the blanket that we would have been having a picnic on but decided not to have the picnic because looking at Deviwl porn is a bazillion times better so then we just sat on the blanket to look at the porn but then it became a really good thing that we had the blanket because the porn got us into twitterpation mode, like, you know. So then we had it for cover. But then you'd be like "Kwiwin, lets do it out in the open." And I'd be like "Bunny-wunny sweetie-sappy-poo, we're in the bathroom." And you'd be like "Kwiiiwwwwiiinn let's go outside!" And I'd be like "Okay!" So then we'd go outside and canoodle in the street and like, this dude with one eye, a shaved head, and a corkscrew for a hand would come up to us and be like, "That's so hot, can I join you." And you'd be like "Mmmmmm" and you'd jump him and I'd be like, "Mrrrrrrrrm" and I'd jump him too. But then one of us would get stabbed by the cork screw. Like, I'd get stabbed and you'd be all, "BLOOD" and then you'd eat me but I'd be okay with that because you're my fuzzy-wuzzy pookie-stroodle.
*Sigh* Good times.
See you soon, my rocking-cocking tickler.
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Hi! I'm Krillin! : D
I live in a box!
Will you be my friend?
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Your bottles almost empty. You know this can't go on. Because of you, my mind is always racing. The needles breaking your skin, the scar is sinking in, and now your trip begins and it's all over for you...
Mr. Cookie
PST ME KAKAROT.
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I love you.
I fancy you, too.
Darling Nookie-poo, where have you been? There are so many things I have to tell you!
Like, you know, like, things.
Like, there was this one time.
And at that time, this thing happened.
And it was amazing. Orgasmic! Squirt-worthy!! Aim-squirt-write profanity in the snow goodness!!!
Do you get what I'm saying Snookie-budoodle pants?
I had a dream, lover from another mother.
In the dream, I was standing there. And like, I was naked. You know? You ever have a nakie dream? So, like, I was standing there, right? And then, in the distance...waaaay in the distance, I saw him. I saw my Deviwl. And I was like "DEEEEVVVVIIIIIIWWWWWLLLL!!!! COME TO ME! I WANT TO COVER YOU IN PEANUT BUTTER AND LAP IT UP WITH MY ABNORMALLY LARGE TONGUE!"
And he was like, "Oh Kwiwin. I've always wanted to hear you say that. It makes me so hot."
And I was like, "Ooooooh Deviwl.
When we go on a date, love-dove-whoopie, I want to canoodle with you. We can giggle over Deviwl porn and then disappear under the blanket that we would have been having a picnic on but decided not to have the picnic because looking at Deviwl porn is a bazillion times better so then we just sat on the blanket to look at the porn but then it became a really good thing that we had the blanket because the porn got us into twitterpation mode, like, you know. So then we had it for cover. But then you'd be like "Kwiwin, lets do it out in the open." And I'd be like "Bunny-wunny sweetie-sappy-poo, we're in the bathroom." And you'd be like "Kwiiiwwwwiiinn let's go outside!" And I'd be like
*Sigh*
See you soon, my rocking-cocking tickler.
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Hi! I'm Krillin! : D
I live in a box!
Will you be my friend?
So... you're a cat as me... uhummm...
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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
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vegeta's here kakarots there
he's up; kaka's down
vegetas in
kakarots out
what does that make?
bliss
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Vegeta is SEME
Kakarot is UKE
THATS THE WAY IT IS
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Your bottles almost empty. You know this can't go on. Because of you, my mind is always racing. The needles breaking your skin, the scar is sinking in, and now your trip begins and it's all over for you...
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